Butterface dating

You seem interesting I think you’d be fun to get drunk with I want to end up in one of your stories or future books I feel strangely attracted to you I hate myself I’m one of those people who can’t divert their eyes from accident scenes, and you have that same effect on me I think your caustic and sarcastic exterior belies a sweet and caring inner self I want to give my VD to someone else before I die No, really, I enjoy having guys use me and treat me like shit “Which one is oral? I want to hitch my wagon to your star, and this is Step 1. She seems like a sweet girl, her body is to murder for.

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: Italian Chinese American Southwestern Vegan (yeah…have fun eating alone) Light post-coital snack Chick-fil-a Who needs to eat if liquor is available?

I don’t eat–I’m a smack addict Whatever we find in the dumpster Nothing, I’m already too fat as it is “My cat’s breath smells like cat food.” What will we drink?

” “You don’t sweat much for a fattie.” “You should be on TV.

They use plain looking women too.” “Your toys are fun to touch. : Unpleasantly An awkward silence A noncommital hug A sweet, tender kiss Passionate, unbridled, hanging from the chandelier, sex Us planning for another date Me pouring my heart out to you while you record it to put on your website Me cursing you abusively from the safety of my porch Me calling the cops to get you out of my house You throwing flaming bags of dog poop at my porch A nonspecific burning sensation One of us waking up in jail without our shoe laces “Oh boy sleep! ” If you made it this far, I’m sure you have something to say.

Roseanne bars face on Megan fox's body would only barely touch this example.